Horse

A two-player variation of basketball where one player makes a showboating/trick shot, eg. dribble four times, followed by a 360 degree spin and then performing a layup. If successful, the other player must attempt to replicate the same maneuver. If the second player misses the basket, they are awarded the letter “H”.

If successful, the second player chooses the next shot.

This continues until one player accumulates all the letters of the word HORSE, and that player loses.

I played horse with Blake Griffin. How do you think I did?

by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

Trojan Horse

When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse

Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her

by Dannydamany November 2, 2020

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."

by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023