Swamp Talk

People from the bayou that talk with a Mumbo jumbo swing swang slang that mumble and you catch every third word and you know they be swamp talking

I was talking to my boy LeAndre in New Orleans and when he'd start talking too fast I had to tell him stop swamp talkin and articulate im from the west coast

by Clvgrl78 September 23, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Talk-Prison

When someone (against your will) locks you in your own personal internal prison whilst they carry on a (mostly one-sided) conversation you cannot exit from.

Every Friday, without fail, Creepy Steve sits at my bar and puts me in talk-prison.

by KorFow January 13, 2022

Chip talk

A lie

Oh, he's just using typical chip talk.

by Mayweall2000 February 4, 2017

chalk talk

Writing on a chalk board to communicate or remember.

The professor decided to chalk talk us through the first 15 minutes of our class today.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Talking to Jimmy

Having a bowel movement; pooping

I'll call you back,I was talking to Jimmy. Where did you go? Jimmy called. Why are you late? I was talking to Jimmy.

by Gigi626 January 6, 2024

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014