A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
by Forpi September 15, 2021
by jacobs like charlies November 04, 2019
A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
by nickerballz August 09, 2024
by Joelfridge February 23, 2016
The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1
"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2
"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1
"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2
"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1
"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 22, 2021
A term usually used to insult people you don't like. Jacob stan referring to #TeamJacob in the Twilight fandom.
by Claymyerzz October 02, 2021