Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
Get the couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs assmug. A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.
Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
by TFarr May 8, 2008
Get the Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whoremug. SlamPig; A bad ass mother fucker that gives no fucks. Keeps it real and is always one's self. A slam pig is very well at multi tasking. SlamPigs give Grand Slam it's true meaning. If you have a SlamPig in your life, hold on and never let go because they are a rare type that only come around once in a life time.
"WOAH... Did you see that Shotski grandslam?! Only a Slam💉Pig can slam it like that."
"I can't get over how bangin that Slam💉Pig is"
"EVERYONE NEEDS A SLAM💉PIG IN THEIR LIFE"
" ..SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG.." as the unique great Yohe draws water.
" Maybe the Slam💉Pig will grandslam me.. 1 time for the 1 time"
"I can't get over how bangin that Slam💉Pig is"
"EVERYONE NEEDS A SLAM💉PIG IN THEIR LIFE"
" ..SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG.." as the unique great Yohe draws water.
" Maybe the Slam💉Pig will grandslam me.. 1 time for the 1 time"
by BadBitch.com August 3, 2018
Get the Slam💉Pigmug. phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009
Get the Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigsmug. Any situation that moves into a state of chaos, disorder, pandemonium, relatively rapidly, essentially totally diametrically opposite to what one had expected or imagined.
I thought that feeding my infant granddaughter her baby mush was going to be a cakewalk.
But immediately after the first spoon, when Sally knocked the full utensil and its contents out of my hand and onto the wall, the pap landing on everyone and everything, I knew we were a Bay of Pigs -- BahÃa de los Cerdos, BahÃa de los Cochinos situation.
But immediately after the first spoon, when Sally knocked the full utensil and its contents out of my hand and onto the wall, the pap landing on everyone and everything, I knew we were a Bay of Pigs -- BahÃa de los Cerdos, BahÃa de los Cochinos situation.
by Pen-Dragon December 15, 2021
Get the Bay of Pigs -- BahÃa de los Cerdos, BahÃa de los Cochinosmug. A Walmart parking lot in broken bow Oklahoma was originally called piggly wiggly parking lot and is now a hangout for everyone.
by Freetayk September 3, 2019
Get the Pigsmug. by Gru But MORE evil September 4, 2021
Get the Pigmug.