new hyde park

by far, one of the most boring towns in america. i go to herricks high school, where there all these "wanna be" ganstas, but in reality, they are just pieces of shit. herricks high school is very overrated, b/c in reality. most of the teacher dont give a crap about u. The town in general is shut. i cant get wait to get out of this craphole of a town

Wut ru doin tonight?
Nothin b/c there nothin to do in new hyde park.

by i hate nhp October 29, 2007

Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse

Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"

by CKsmooth October 13, 2006

jurassic park III

An extremely underrated movie.

Jurassic park III is really underrated.

by Adrian May 18, 2006

Fairview Park, Ohio

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Formerly home to many run-down hotels where prostitutes and drug dealers resided. Currently home to the soon-to-be-shuttered Westgate Mall.

You used to be able to pick up hookers in Fairview Park. Now you can't do shit.

by Roger Thornhill February 20, 2005

Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010