eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 10, 2024

Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

Lufkin Mud Pie

When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting

Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.

by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Mud Trench

When you fuck someone in the ass coating your dick with shit then titty fuck them.

I gave Tina a Mud Trench last night, her titties were covered in shit!

by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024