ripper flapper

when you rip your dick skin with nail clippers

wow angus has ripper flapper

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

snow flaps

After a woman creams her genitals may be called snow flaps.

Those pussy lips so good i came and they turned into snow flaps.

by Ftray.154 March 15, 2019

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long

Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!

by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019

mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019