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facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.
I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.
by jayson j June 15, 2010
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Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.
A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."
by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011
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Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.
"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"
by tori95live September 5, 2011
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Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.
Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!
by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010
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Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
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Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.
whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least
by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010
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facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.
an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.
by racholudo September 10, 2010
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