french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024

Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''

now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!

by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023

Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019