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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
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Fuck Tard

When somebody is a fucking retard or acts like a fucking retard.
by Pickled Panda July 3, 2025
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Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive
Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"
by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023
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Fuck

A bad work used for a bad thing.
by anonymous June 11, 2022
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I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at
“Hey how was practice yesterday
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”
by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025
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Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.
Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut
by MeGaShhady November 23, 2021
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