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Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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Pooh fuck

Somebody who always acts excessively high spirited and over confident, to the point it becomes annoying. Pooh fucks think there better than everybody else because they live strait edge life's and never take risks. Pooh fucks got good grades in high school and are only friends with other pooh fucks. Typically they are doctors, lawyers and dentists. You will never find one of these guys at parties or getting wasted. They often whine when they smell even the slightest hint of cigarette smoke. The pooh fuck will try to ignore you if you pick on them, but if you keep giving them shit they will nark on you. Also, pooh fucks gather together and nark on non pooh fucks.
The valedictorian of our school was such a pooh fuck.
by J.bravo420 October 13, 2012
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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
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fuck shot

An obvious scammer who shamelessly defrauds people, especially, co-workers, employees and friends, and spends the stolen money on lavish things in order to impress actual wealthy individuals.
Billy McFarland is a fuck shot, he scammed his own employees just so he could rent a Maserati for a weekend to impress random rich assholes.
by Welverino December 16, 2023
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Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020
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fuck and cover

Sex panic for the a-bomb dropping.
The alarm is going off, we should fuck and cover. The a-bomb is coming.
by tacocat33 November 5, 2023
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Ew da fuck

by OSUSuckeyes March 24, 2025
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