fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

FUCK FACE

1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.

2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.

3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.

JOE IS A TOTAL FUCK FACE

by JOHNNY 100 March 29, 2024

Fuck Wright

Someone who gets unnecessarily angry at minor annoyances and uses the word "fuck" to display their rage.

"terry over there is a real 'Fuck Wright'"
"oh, you're such a 'Fuck Wright'"

by BIGMUN October 30, 2021

fuck

fuck means candy

i ate fuck

by 3eded February 25, 2022

Fuck

To which I do not give any

"Hey, my mom died and I was wondering if you could help me raise money?"
"Here, take my fucks, oh wait, I have none, now go away."

by Nessie7877 October 4, 2021