National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Fuck up

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022

missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis

"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"

by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014

Fuck off

When a teacher tells you to go line up after recess, you say fuck off

Teacher:Go line up
Student 1:Fuck off boomer

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Dumb Fuck

The act to where you're acting so stupid that you start doin dumb shit.

This nigga Charles pooted in this girl face, he actin' like a dumb fuck!

by BeastMode40 November 30, 2017