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cross your legs

When you have a mad boner and need to hide it.
Wazza: Shit that girl is smokin!
Davo: Oi Wazza cross your legs mate!
by Virginmary February 5, 2018
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off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021
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Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.
by Yoniweb December 8, 2012
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Dry Your Back

A new dance move that involves raising both of your hands in the air, and moving them side to side, to give the illusion that one is in fact drying their back with a towel. Variations in the word "dry" and "your" can indicate whether the act has happened, is happening, or is about to happen, and also who in fact is partaking in drying their back on the dance floor.
"Bro, get out on the dance floor and Dry Your Back."
"No thanks brah, I don't want to get all these girls wet."
by hoffer606 August 22, 2011
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stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
by Ole Mate July 17, 2017
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Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.
"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"
by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019
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Petering Your Novak

What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.

To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak

Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.

You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.

What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
"You're Petering Your Novak."
by PeterNovak November 2, 2022
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