Turkle

A hand bag made out of the skin of a female with the age of 59 or older.

"Is that bag turkle?"
"No I think it's asian fetus..."
"It does seem to be lacking wrinkles..."

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"I keep my most prized possessions in the turkle"

by Jebus715 February 14, 2012

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Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010

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all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

by Cmoses January 9, 2012

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my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

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turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

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