2 definitions by Jebus715

Turkle

A hand bag made out of the skin of a female with the age of 59 or older.

"Is that bag turkle?"
"No I think it's asian fetus..."
"It does seem to be lacking wrinkles..."

OR

"I keep my most prized possessions in the turkle"

by Jebus715 January 24, 2012

Herpaninticulitus

Herpes of the inner section of the anus

"I hope this Herpaninticulitus cream works, I'm supposed to get my salad tossed later..."

See valtrex

by Jebus715 January 24, 2012