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Beef

A beef is someone you call your bestfriend. Instead of saying bff or bestfriend, you would call them Beef.

Other nicknames are Beef chicken or Beef jerky.
Hey beef chicken!!”

friend: “BAKAW”
by mybestfriendismybeef November 30, 2023
mugGet the Beefmug.

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco
My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys
by anonymous July 11, 2024
mugGet the Grand junction beef tacomug.

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
mugGet the Beef queefmug.

Beefing

Beefing - Beefing is a term used when two people are fighting verbally sometimes could be physically
Girl 1: Oh my god my boyfriend didnt pull out
Girl 2: Thats so crazy!
Girl 1: I havent had my period in 4 days.
Girl 1: Him and I are straight beefing right now
Girl 2: Oh my gosh Marek they are that couple is straight beefing
Marek: Oh shit I dont give a fuck.
by Keramlive February 4, 2020
mugGet the Beefingmug.

Ground beef in a can

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can
by Cody5050 January 23, 2022
mugGet the Ground beef in a canmug.

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
mugGet the A Beef Wellingtonmug.

Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock
Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday
by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021
mugGet the Broccoli Beefmug.

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