When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.
by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008
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Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
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Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
by da ali g August 1, 2006
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Not universally accepted as hot. To the average person this woman is about a 5-6 out of 10.
Not universally accepted as hot. To the average person this woman is about a 5-6 out of 10.
Jim: Look at this girl over here, looks sickly thin and barely wearing any clothes. I wouldn’t touch her with a 10ft stick.
Louis: Hell nah Jim, that’s trailer park hot
Louis: Hell nah Jim, that’s trailer park hot
by Country Bull June 21, 2019
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John: "Hey man I saw your Facebook post, I thought you were neutral?"
Jack: "I am, but I'm South Park Neutral. I hate everyone."
Jack: "I am, but I'm South Park Neutral. I hate everyone."
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Me: I'm hungry.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
by LostDakota June 19, 2008
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by JBauer May 4, 2005
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