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one hundred and ninety-six 

number of definitions for the word fucktard. I shit you not. Its alternate spelling, fucktart has only 8 as of yet. The term was originally clever, but became monotonous after about the umpteenth definition, when people started defining it with the names of people they wanted to dis.
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one hander 

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.
Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.
one hander by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

one man band 

My mate Derik is in a one man band he's the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, bassoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, Alphorn, Baritone, didgeridoo, Sackbut, Trumpet, Trombone, Fiddle and Violin, Accordion and Pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle shell, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his ass
one man band by harry July 19, 2003

One Eyed Wonder Weasel 

n- the penis
Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.
One Eyed Wonder Weasel by The WERM January 25, 2004

one love 

A word used for classy exit.
"Peaceout home boy, one love"
one love by Davie Flow November 14, 2005

one minute man 

Not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. He is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, THE ONE MINUTE MAN. It takes him only ONE minute to start and complete things.
"Holy crap! That plumber is a one minute man!"
one minute man by sheeps October 4, 2003

One Percenter 

a member of an Outlaw Motorcycle Club that has actually killed someone
I wouldn't fuck with that guy, he's a one percenter
One Percenter by Mr_Wall May 19, 2009