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Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.
Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"
by Leones1234 July 12, 2024
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Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)

A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.

A proper PESC track must contain:

The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)

Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)

Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs

At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context

Screams, bells, or random telephone rings

At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)

Steam noises, because Steamcore

Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important

PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.

*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025
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post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
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Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night
(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there
by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021
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Julian Post

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post
by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022
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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.
Let's all titay fook L-5!
by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
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post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
The grief, regret, or existential sorrow experienced by a transgender individual, after gender transition. Often involving mourning the loss of their pre-transition identity or body; disappointment with surgical or hormonal outcomes; or recognition that transition did not resolve underlying psychological distress. Context - “the post trans lament made their body dysphoria a persistent agonizing existence.”
I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament
by HippocratesHasSpoken November 15, 2025
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