retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Clown

Someone who is so committed and loyal to another, however they don't even give them a second thought. Someone who you like and admire, but doesn't show or want to show that energy back.

"Dude Sophia is so pretty omg"
"Yea dude I'm glad yall started dating. You used to be a clown"

by FormerClown69420 February 11, 2020

Clown

Absolute fucking jester

Thinks everything is funny

A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person

Steven- oh hi long time no se--
Patrick- you fucking clown

by Leftelbow February 4, 2020

Clown clap

A silly disease.

Shorty got the clown clap.

by Juggernaut20 June 6, 2017

clown

China.

Look! What a clown!(Pointed at Xi Jinping)

by CHINA GOOD July 29, 2021

Clown

Someone who is an absolute fool and receives zero respect, says some of the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard, has zero intelligence, has an absolute smoke for a sister; Brady Argall

Damn bro you really just deep throated that doorknob... you’re a clown for that.

by Bootysnorkeler6969 April 16, 2020