Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017

oriental beef ring

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.

Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.

by Far from wayside February 22, 2017

Beef

When u have a secret or information on another person

Hey do you have any beef on Aidan?

Yeah, I do

by Milla.2k17 March 10, 2017

all beef and no broth

Refers to guys with big dicks but low sperm counts

He can't get his girl pregnant because he's all beef and no broth.

by 1HNIC$ March 11, 2017

flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016