Eatin apples on the broccoli

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

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Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

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A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

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The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit

Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple

by iddunno January 29, 2021

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Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

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You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr September 03, 2015

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When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

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