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Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.
Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though
by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018
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social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.
Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!
by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016
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Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.
by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018
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Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015
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Apple

‘Apple’ or ‘Apples’ means white people. Mostly used for when describing white girls.

Originated in West London in the late 80s, it is most commonly used by black people to describe white people and white women.
“There were a lot of apples in the club.”
“I took home this apple last night. She was hot.”
by Cat Weazel September 30, 2019
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Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here
by someone_british April 6, 2023
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pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.
by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018
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