apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids

oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them

by y05k February 19, 2019

Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

How about that apple

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase

Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”

by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025

Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer

Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

Apple

1. A company.
2. A fruit, there is many varieties of them. There is sweet, Sour, crunchy...

1. I'm going to the Apple Store.
2. Ooo this apple is rotten!

by Says_The_Kid June 23, 2017

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017