Turtlehead

A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.

Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.

by TheUnknownRR August 3, 2023

Turtlehead

Well shit…

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks

by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Turtleboard

Coolet guy around
Hates gamejolt pronouns
Not a furry

Turtleboard is awesome. Turtleboard is not a furry

by Richie Lucky July 31, 2024