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Trump Primary

The opposition rigs the primary election against the leading candidate, so the candidate cannot make it to the general election. The opposition can be forces in the opposing political party, the opposing candidates in the same political party, the media, corporations or the deep state. Trump, politics, political primaries, Make America Great Again, deep state, Biden, The Donald, The Orange King, President, President Trump, Trumpers, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Obama, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Trumpnado, Congress, [45, the media, CNN, Fox News
I would have won for class president, but the class hanged up on me for speaking my mind. Chuck, you got the old Trump Primary.
Trump Primary by joecoolthefool December 29, 2023
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Trump Bump 

Term for a baby conceived at a Trump rally.
I only slept with him that night so I could get my Trump bump.
Trump Bump by TJmaxal January 12, 2024

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME : An observed state of mass-psychosis marked by the misguided belief that Donald Trump, despite documented failures, is a competent leader and successful businessman.

Supporters in this view often worship Trump as a godly figure, ignoring the absence of any known religion, his lack of moral compass, and a lifelong, public display of the seven deadly sins.

Additionally, trust is placed in Trump, despite overwhelming evidence of falsehoods, liability for sexual assault, findings of career fraud, theft of classified documents, 91 felony indictments, and the incitement of a mob at the US Capitol as part of attempted violent coup in the 2020 US Presidential election.

Additionally, this delusion ignores other dangerous and disturbing aspects of his character, including, but not limited to: erratic behavior, dictatorial rhetoric, possible amphetamine abuse, conspiratorial thinking, apparent narcissistic-personality-disorder, lack of empathy, racist dog-whistles, sociopathy, and striking similarities to the biblical description of the Antichrist.
"I was trying to convince my uncle that Trump is potentially the most dangerous man in the world right now, but no matter how many facts I presented, he wouldn't believe them. It was like talking to a brick-wall. A brain-washed brick wall. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. "

Trump snipe

When someone is taken out but another beings flatulence.
Woah bruv, I just got trump sniped by whatever you detonated just den

Don’t go in there for a while, you’ll get trump sniped

He’s a nice bloke but don’t go round his gaff: he’s a proper trump sniper.

I need some bath salts; I’ve been trump sniped!
Trump snipe by The shish January 24, 2024

Trump Jump 

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!
Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.

Trump Supporter 

Someone who is willing to completely suspend all common sense and reason in order to vote for, and support the son of a Klan member, who's views are nothing more than cheap populism. Trump himself doesn't even share his blind followers views, he merely espouses them to win power and thus avoid the numerous charges being brought against him. He has no morals, no empathy, and has been shown (by fact checkers) to lie endlessly. His policies once back in power may in fact be a blessing for the rest of the World, as his vindictiveness, and pursuit of personal power may well destroy the USA as a World power. Yet his supporters think he will 'save' America. From what only they know, as all the things they say are happening exist only in their imaginations. Who says? Hard reality. Any group of people sad enough to swamp a site such as this to down vote critics of their hero need show in no other way how truly sad and delusional they are.
Normal person. Trumps been caught lying for the millionth time.

Trump supporter, "it's all lies and part of the atheist, lgbt, immigrant lovers conspiracy to get rid of the great Donald"...
Trump Supporter by Muncher66 February 2, 2024

Trump or monkey 

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.
Trump or monkey by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024