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Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
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Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.
Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.
by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023
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shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time
by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023
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Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34
by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023
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Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.
•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023
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Sheweed

This is dried seaweed that your sexy Asian girlfriend or wife wants to eat when you are making California rolls.
Hey honey, can you give me some sheweed crackers and sticky rice? You make me dose Felicia California rolls. Be sure to shut da door on yah way out k hun?
by SpitfireZero79 December 5, 2023
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Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.
Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns
by Skatrondo February 25, 2024
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