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Paul's Proverbs

Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.
Did he just say Bijan Robinson rice? Add it to Paul's Proverbs!
by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
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Paul and Cooper

Paul and Cooper are a very cute couple they can never be separated and they normally meet each other at school and start their relationship from their Paul normally takes the male role and cooper takes the female role but they are both men.
Did you guys see Paul and Cooper at the movies they were so gay
by BigMan420! February 18, 2022
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Logan paul

Absulote ballshit ugly no brained hazell nut brain tugly bitch fo jakes dick whos mum and dad are brother and sister
Logan paul is pretier then my shit thats how ugly he is

Ugly means logan paul
by I got bitches all over my dick October 19, 2020
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Pauled

This phenomenon involves investing time into a serious or important conversation with a coworker while your back is turned to him or her, and, while you are still talking to this person, they leave the room unbeknownst to you, leaving you feeling frustrated and foolish. "Paul" comes from the High Norse verbs "Pa": "to vanish into" and "uhl" (later after Visagoth invasions of Northern Europe spelled) "ul": "land of shadows and dust."
Scene: Locus en Munus
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"

B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).
by Bryan Pope December 11, 2008
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Paul

Sir Bugleton the Eleventeenth. Lord of Coffee
This month's guardian of the Paul picture has been decided by Paul, as it is every month. Take this responsibility with the greatest honor and dignity!
by arkayache January 22, 2021
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Paul

“Paul is my friend.”
“That’s what you think.”
by Ewcman August 18, 2021
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Paul

A real sweet dude who can make you feel like a million bucks or makes you so confused that you think he hates you but he doesn't hate you he s trying not to show his feelings even though he is dieing in side. Even though he is sad he doesn't let it show to much and will still laugh and jock around all his jocks will make you smile even if they aren't funny it's the effort he puts in to the telling it that makes you laugh. He can play sports so well and loves to have fun like he is 12 years old but can still be a man and do the hard jobs work hours on end and be a gentle man. He is a great hunter and loves hunting. He has beautiful eyes that make you want to run in to his arms and he has a strong structure. He cares about your feelings and will listen. He is really gentle. And gets really embarrassed if you talk about a girl he likes. He is a country boy through and through and a great guy!
Me: Paul is really nice
Person : Yeah he is a great guy
Me: I' m happy you think so

Person: Why?
Me: Cause I'm gonna marry that young man one day
by Crabbapple November 24, 2021
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