purple toes

when you got nervous feet
i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim
by edna5000 May 30, 2022
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purple haze

1.) A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis

2.) An effected caused by consuming LSD. When you take LSD you will see a purple fog, which indicates that you are about to trip.
Hippie 1: "Man, do you already see that purple haze?"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, it's like a fog of purple haze. How much times has passed since we took this shit?
Hippie 1: "About 20 minutes"
Hippie 2: "See you in 12 to 600 hours, safe travels man, i think im tripping balls"
by AllUpInMyBrain April 11, 2020
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Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025
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purple flamers

At least as old as late 1970s, it meant a male homosexual who's tastelessly over the top or hyper-faggish to an obnoxious potency, way too brassy and overacting the part of how he sees his own sexual personality, or else he's doing it half unawares, because of some unmet inner needs. A person who hangs out ordinarily with his /her close gay friends will not dig being within earshot or line-of-sight of this type of individual. So it's not an anti-gay thing. It's a Taste thing. period. Many other gay men would ask for long-handled wooden spoons to gag with rather than endure a Liberace clone attack.
Purple flamers might behave in a child-like way deliberately, just to piss you off or hijack your attention to them also in a babyish way.
by 3deep December 28, 2015
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purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.
Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.
by French3453 July 04, 2023
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Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 09, 2021
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