Promouser's definitions

Purple Clirple

When you eventually find the probably non existent clit and pinch it roughly between two fingers and twist with great force.

Yo, that bitch bit my nipple super hard so I gave her a Purple Clirple she'll never forget.

by Promouser December 19, 2025

Natural Gas Pipeline

When two people stick a boba straw between their assholes, and share each other's natural gases in a act of ultimate submission to one another.

"Hey bro, I'm feeling down and need someone to do a Natural Gas Pipeline with."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."

by Promouser October 27, 2025