April 12

POV: You looked up April 12 cuz its your birthday. All i can say is that anyone born on this day

is the most amazing person in the fricking world. An example: Me.

Jimmy: Its my BIRTHDAYYY!
Joe: April 12? But you're not amazing
Jimmy:WHAT????

by RICE IS YUMMY January 3, 2023

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April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

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April

This morning; the morning of the same day.

Man, my tummy started hurting out of nowhere this April.

by Chesnut Hater July 18, 2023

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6 april

Day when the flatest people are born on

Dam he was born on 6 april, he must be flat

by anonymous July 31, 2023

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April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

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