b.h. 

grandma friendly abbreviation for "butthole"

cover your b.h., we're going to the flea market.

b.h. by sarah f. September 13, 2008

The H.A.M.B. 

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

The H.A.M.B. by a H.A.M.B. member June 26, 2008

Kolton H 

The sexiest person alive who all girls wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Sum chick- Goddamn! that is one sexy mofo!

Another chick- Yeah its Kolton i wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Kolton H by panty raider September 14, 2004

Da' T.R.U.T.H. 

One of the premier holy hip-hop artist signed to Cross Movement records. Born Emanuel Lee Lambert, Jr., Da T.R.U.T.H. has emerged as an urban missionary to those influenced by Hip Hop culture.

While sometimes regarded as the Christian Jay-Z, his thought-provoking, life-altering lyrical skills and dedication to Christ have set him apart in his own right. People can and will be saved by listening to the gospel message contained in his records.

Whassup? Did you cop dat new album by Da' T.R.U.T.H. entitled "The Faith?"
- Yeah...I didn't know he had skillz like dat. My man is really preachin' truth on that joint

Da' T.R.U.T.H. by Kingdom o heaven August 15, 2006

F.I.S.H. 

An acronym that means "FUCK IT, SHIT HAPPENS"

Appropriate to say:
1. When something discouraging happens and it doesn't trouble you or bother you
2. when an inconvenience happens to you and it doesn't phase you or keep you down
3. you don’t care about when the outcome isn’t in your favor

Coach: “Okay guys our game will now start two hours earlier!”
Athlete 1: “Awe man this blows, not enough time to get ready”
Athlete 2: “F.I.S.H.!! we are ready now!”

Friend: “aww dude you stepped in dog shit”
Kid: “Ah, no wonder”
Friend: “bro you’re starting to smell”
Kid: “hey, you know what”
Friend: “What?”
Kid: “fish”
Friend: “huh???” -_-
Kid: “Yep” :)

F.I.S.H. by arreceb nailimixam October 18, 2012

jesus h christ

name; Jesus Henry Christ. The illegitimate son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene and the grandson of god. Today used as an expression of amazement or excitement which has carried over from his lifetime. When Mary would introduce his as Jesus H Christ, people would reapeat it in disbelief.

Mary: Hey luke, have you met my son, and the grandson of god, Jesus H Christ?
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Praise your Grandpa! Are you here to die for our sins like your old man? Hey what does the H stand for?
Jesus H Christ: Henry
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Turn some water to wine! Let's party!
Jesus H Christ: hallelujah! Your prayers have been heard! Bring out the water!
Mary: Jesus H Christ! You'r to young to drink.
Jesus H Christ: My Grandpa damn you!
Luke: Jesus H Christ!, you said it.

and so on

jesus h christ by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

Jesus H. Christ 

Jesus H. Christ is a mythological character stemming from Christian lore. The "H" in the middle of the names is believed to stand for a number of things, ranging from "Holy" to "Harold," However, recent evidence suggests that the "H" actually stands for "HeySeuss." This story book character's middle name was inserted recently in order to pay homage to the greatest children's story teller of all time: Dr. Seuss. While the movement started as something of a cult tradition, it quickly made its way into pop culture, even appearing on the silver screen from time to time as a profanity. This is of course wildly inappropriate to true followers as it is disrespectful to take the good Doctor'said name in vain. As a happy coincidence of this fan-fabricated name, the Hispanic pronunciation of the first name is also taught upon reading the middle name.

God: Do you mind if I name my child after you?
Dr. Seuss: It would be an honor.
God: He shall be called Jesus HeySuess Christ.
Dr. Seuss: Jesus H. Christ, a fine name for a main character.

Jesus H. Christ by DefiningReality June 3, 2017