French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
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Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
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French

A verb to describe something horrendously bad.
Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.
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INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
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Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
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Pink French Fry

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”
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