french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.

guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?

by slickomode September 10, 2020

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

french

French is a language that is hated by a lot of people and brought misery to my and many other's lives

i fucking hat french

by tiger canada May 10, 2022

french

Word used to describe something that you really appreciate, something that is really cool, especially in tattoo art world, synonym to swag

Men, you really nailed it, that’s french

by kazosia January 30, 2025

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

The French Sniff

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.

“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away”

by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025

Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory

Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe

by Dimk Man January 7, 2023