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Faceslamming 

Like facesitting but harder. Typically done by the cool girl group in high school to bully other females. Often they will squat to smash their female victims face with their disgusting asses. Typically involves farting, and making their victims kiss their asses.
Jessica and her friends took turns faceslamming Melissa in the bathroom for a half an hour. Melissa had to kiss their asses and had her face farted on by her bullies.
Faceslamming by Engima6782 August 17, 2018
A person who pretends to be your friend and is nice to your face but then to their other friends they talk shit about you and talks behind your back. Usually the person being fake calls the other person fake.
(Becca) “Heyyy bestfriend”

(Sonia) “Hey girl”

(Becca) “I don’t fucking like Sonia she fake”
(April) “let’s tell Dani and Kayla to jump her”
Fake by Yo mans girl Sonia August 17, 2018

Fake High 

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
"Dude you look fake high as balls!"
Fake High by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
someone who doesnt @ a person or is not friends with them and goes and talks abou them.
wow, shes so fake. she said we werent friends i get that but she still talked about me.
fake by angall November 19, 2018

fake take 

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.
fake take by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Fake lag 

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills
Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games
Fake lag by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Fake Smart 

Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.
Alex is fake smart, but people mistake him for smart due to his scores.
Fake Smart by Shugga1002 December 3, 2018