A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children

Teen dads man

by 459395 March 18, 2023

My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

Dad

(V.) to create an environment for friends or family that makes you seem like a megacunt for bossing someone else around extremely

Your brother is cool and call, but if you dont stop smoking weed he is going to dad you and ruin the mood

by Mikexer March 3, 2017