There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....
by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019
Get the cool melindamug. by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
Get the Keep my coolmug. by Yams1025 May 2, 2022
Get the too coolmug. For when you are a chimp and can talk
i had to make this after i watched Matt Rose's Omegle would you rather video
i had to make this after i watched Matt Rose's Omegle would you rather video
guy 1: you look up "cool" in the dictionary and it says:
guy 1: "For when you are a chimp and can talk"
guy 2: Really?
guy 1: "For when you are a chimp and can talk"
guy 2: Really?
by some random dumass November 10, 2021
Get the coolmug. A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015
Get the No Strawberries in our Cool Whipmug. by NotVGA April 23, 2021
Get the coolmug. 