Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018

SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.

Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block

by Elfazoid May 28, 2018

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).

Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months

by Chad 3 July 28, 2019

blocked

Term 'cool' people use when they block a user in Club Penguin.

Penguin 1: Shut up nerd!
Penguin 2: You're getting blocked. Ha!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019