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Bar

Bar is an artistic, talented, full of awesomeness.
She is hot and has a beautiful body, every boy and girl wants to be with her, but she is waiting for her prince/princess.
Bar is an amazing friend and lover, she will always be there for you, support you and make you feel happy and loved.
Bar is always funny and wants to make you smile, or moan.
Everyone should get themselves a Bar to win this game!
Jeremy- “wow dude, I met thr live of my life last week”
Derek- “what’s her name bro?”
Jeremy- “she’s a Bar”
by Mermaidhair November 28, 2021
mugGet the Barmug.

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
mugGet the Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Barmug.

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
by Drunk1 July 15, 2017
mugGet the innocent bar standermug.

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
mugGet the Blue barsmug.

Bars

Having a high degree of skill or talent.
Need a haircut? Hit up my homie Mike, he got bars”
by HinterHappenin June 14, 2021
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Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars
guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life
by wyvs July 28, 2022
mugGet the Love barsmug.

Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
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