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Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
mugGet the Bar-endermug.

Bar

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.
by fngf3501 September 13, 2021
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bar

Bar is a name.
Bars are very good at programing and bad in bed.
Bar fucked me me mediocrely last night. But boy, he can program well.
by BigPenis19Inch November 22, 2021
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Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.
by CoolW October 24, 2018
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bars

when a song, typically rap, has really rad lyrics, or is rad itself
Have you heard axel and simon’s song SUCC IT OFF? Bars bro, BARS.
by trampy October 12, 2019
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Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.
Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023
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Gay bar effect

The gay bar effect refers to the situations where safe spaces/groups for specific individuals go down hill when another group of people the space was not intended for joins to be away from the people who disrespect the individualises the space/group was intended for who than join in to get to the previous group of people the space was not for causing the space to no longer be safe for the people it was meant to protect.

Similar to how many gay bars meet their demise with straight woman seeking a safe place to get away from the straight & homophobic men who hit on them who than follow them into the gay bars making it no longer a safe place for the community it was meant for as you don't know who's just going to call you a fag on your quest to find a fellow gay man.
Our Pagan chat room is suffering the gay bar effect as an influx of Catholics storm in to force their beliefs on the atheists who just wanted a safe place away from them.
by 36368876 May 21, 2022
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