Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.

“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”

by anonymous February 26, 2024

fuck

fuck, fucking, fucker, fucked

"What the fuck?"

"Fucking hell"

"You fucker."
"Im fucked"

by gnfos February 26, 2024

Fuck Anus

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.

"Does josh ever shut up!?"
"Seriously!, he's such a fuck anus"

by press sumn down February 27, 2024

fuck it we ball

a phrase to show complete indiffernence to a situation and continue balling nonetheless

a: ay yo don't do that
b: fuck it we ball ~does it anyway~

by stonky123 February 27, 2024

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024