thomage

When you enter a goat with a smile on your face

‘Hey Dan, guess what I did today?! What? A bit of Thomage! Oh poor Goat!’

by Myassage June 1, 2023

Thomas Goodwin

Thomas Goodwin is a person known for his eccentric and flamboyant personality. He possesses an extraordinary ability to captivate a room with his energetic dance moves, including the "thug" and "rumpshaker." While his dancing may be unconventional, you also need to remember that he uses it to lure in and catch his prey such as Brodys mother

Did you see Thomas Goodwin move last night man??

Yeah it was wild

by Northern Hogsucker June 5, 2023

thomas

very smart when it comes to minecraft anything else not so much

thomas is good at minecraft but not better than ethan

by yourmomis..... June 5, 2023

thomasisieren

grazer bim ring

he just thomasisieren a lot

by EWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW June 15, 2023

Thom Yorke

Just a dude who woke up sucking a lemon and decided to make the best album of all time.

James: Thom Yorke’s pretty neat, isn’t he?
Estella: Yeah but his house is full of lemons and great music

by Actually_Sorabji June 16, 2023

Thomas

The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.

He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*

Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-

by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023

Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist

*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw

by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023