one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land 

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land by your best idiot April 26, 2010

one-down 

to be less Jewish than one's parents

"Shmuel's parents were good Conservatives, but he one-downed them and only goes to service on High Holy Days."
"Oy vey!"

one-down by Yussel Greenberg May 5, 2010

one-eyed unicorn 

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

one-eyed unicorn by lepetithibou October 4, 2010

One finger salute 

international understanding of 'fuck you'

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐

........................./´¯/)

......................,/¯..//

...................../..../ /

............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸

........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\

........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')

.........\.................\/..../

..........''...\.......... _.•´

............\..............(

..............\.............\

Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

One finger salute by zingeraddict October 14, 2011

one hit wonder 

That instance when someone texts you and you reply but they never respond back

They hit you up once and leave you to wonder...

"So Pam texted me the other night saying 'what are you up to?' and I responded, and she didn't text anything back. What a total one hit wonder."

one hit wonder by ardafarda December 17, 2011

One Shot 

one shot (wuhn-shot) noun. plural: one shots.

A short story, usually a romantic story about a particular pairing, that is written with 8,000 words or less. It is one chapter in total length, and doesn't go any further than that. Any one shot story can contain a straight, slash or crack pairing and can be from any series of TV show, anime, manga or anything else labeled as generally kawaii or part of pop culture. Breaking these rules may make it a normal fanfiction

Lisa would write one shot fanfics in her free time.

One Shot by StickySouchou September 5, 2013

one timer

The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.

OH boy, that was a one timer.

one timer by redem January 24, 2020