chunder muffin 

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.

"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"

chunder muffin by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021

Cunt Muffin 

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

Cunt Muffin by Tysm February 24, 2021

cream muffin 

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

cream muffin by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Arse muffin 

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

Arse muffin by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

clunge muffin 

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

clunge muffin by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Tuff Muffin 

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

Tuff Muffin by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021

Mr.muffin 

Mr.muffin is a very manly man. He loves Mrs.muffin a lot. He is kind and smart and funny. He is a hot ticket. You are lucky if you know mr.muffin

Boy: wow mr.muffin seems like a fun dude

Girl: mr.muffin is one hot ticket

Mr.muffin by Mrs.muffin June 26, 2021