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it was just spaghetti-o's 

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.
Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

Let's just be friends 

Phrase used (typically by women) when someone just isn't getting the hint that they're not interested.
Him: Want to go out on Wednesday?
Her: Oh, sorry I can't.

Him: What about Thursday then?
Her: I'm just not ready for a relationship
Him: But I'd treat you right.
Her: Let's just be friends

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars 

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

Let’s just be friends 

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.
Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...

Ew did you just fart? 

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.
Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

not homo just sexual 

when ur not gay but would go gay for sex
I swear, I am not homo just sexual. so don't tell anyone about this ok?