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joeispretty, whats your name?
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Gurl/Dude you got yourself a fckn HORSE

Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt

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Jenis

The phenomenon where the zipper fly of jeans sticks out and creates a tent-like shape
"Have you noticed how Iena has a jenis? Her pants zipper area sticks out, looks like she's pitching a tent."
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"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"
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