"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
"It must have been that german ass fucker"
by Abacaxi May 26, 2015
Get the German Ass Fuckermug. by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. August 26, 2025
Get the Mother fuckermug. Mother fuckers like your father. Think about it, he fucked your mom, right? That is how you are alive on this planet. Your father was indeed a mother fucker.
by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022
Get the mother fuckermug. by KoolllllZzzz July 1, 2025
Get the Knuckle Fuckermug. by alionzaa December 29, 2024
Get the thunder fuckermug. You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug. In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
by Cam11 September 14, 2019
Get the Fucker’s Penismug.