People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.
Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you
by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025
Get the Dog-freemug. Nobody:
Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!
Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.
Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!
Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.
by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024
Get the Lying for the freemug. "do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."
by Krkič September 25, 2020
Get the point minus thirty-freemug. If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.
by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022
Get the Free Hotelmug. Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.
by cheflrod August 10, 2022
Get the Flare Freemug. 
