Dylan

A dumbass that leads a spectacular woman on and needs brain surgery.

Isn’t she the most beautifulest girl in the whole world? Why isn’t he committing to her? Oh. Must be a Dylan.

by Wap292737 July 15, 2022

Dyelon

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world

“I love you Dyelon”.

by Ur mom babu July 17, 2022

Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Dylan

One who’s a tiny cat.

Dylan get off the counter!

by Roemerweak July 30, 2022

Dulong

Using a patrol vehicle to ram the ever living shit out of a pursuit suspect.

Man did you see that pursuit? He really Dulonged the fuck out of that guy.

by Risky Frisk July 31, 2022

Dylan

Fun to be around
Crazy
Just such a Dylan

Yo did you invite Dylan to the party

Yeah of course he's well a Dylan...

by TRUE REVIEWS NGL August 1, 2022

dlong

when you see your homies in grey Speedos

Homie 1 : '' puts speedo on ''
Homie 2 : Dlonglong

by Ryanthemassa69420 August 4, 2022