bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Paxton Clark

A gay white man that makes his way around the trailer park while having sexual intercourse with every guy that owns a Samsung.

Paxton Clark likes men

by Joemamasmells August 5, 2025

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

Tazmyn Clarkson

Tazmyn is a girl who loves movies, shows and more. She changes her hair color every week, but stays healthy and luscious. She was an infectious smile, with stainless pearly whites that make dentists buckle in the knees. She is #teamedward. she's overall pretty cool.

Person 1: Tazmyn Clarkson is looking blue- in the hair.

Person 2: I agree. It's very cool and hip.

by Reubyrubes October 5, 2025

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Karen Clark sheard

A gospel singer and she’s an SOPRANOO and an member of the Clark sisters

“ have you watched the clark sisters movie!?”
“ yeah Kierra sheard played her mother Karen Clark sheard!”

by A girl that loves Audra McDona December 16, 2025